Lady Gaga came into NRG Stadium in Houston like the ’80s cartoon, “Silverhawks.” For almost four hours yesterday, as a country, we were able to come together and agree on a couple of things. We all hate the Patriots, and the commercials spoke to us in one way or another. Hell, I would’ve pulled the trigger on an Audi yesterday if there was a salesperson at the party we were attending.

Ms. Gaga didn’t have her best album when she collaborated with Mark Ronson on “Joanne.” At least sales wise, however, musically, Joanne Angelina Germanotta hasn’t sounded any better. Last night’s halftime performance belongs in the “well played” category, alongside the Prince and Bruno Mars performances. The proud New Yorker crushed her dance numbers and beyond a shadow of a doubt proved that she did NO LIP SYNCING.

Lady Gaga announced the world tour of “Joanne” behind the strength of yesterday’s halftime performance that appeared to have rejuvenated Tom Brady’s Patriots to 34 straight unanswered points. Ticket information below is from the ringleader of the “Little Monsters” Facebook page:

Little Monsters: Lady Gaga is bringing the Joanne World Tour to Denver at Pepsi Center on December 12.

A fan pre-sale begins February 8 through merch purchase on smarturl.it/GagaStore – U.S. & Canada only
A Citi pre-sale begins February 15 at 9:00am.
A Live Nation pre-sale begins February 17 at 9:00am.
General on sale begins February 20 at 10:00am.

See you soon!

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Tour Dates

Aug. 1: Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 3: Rogers Place, Edmonton, AB (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 5: Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, WA (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 8: The Forum, Los Angeles, CA (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 11: T-Mobile Arena, Las Vegas, NV (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 13: AT&T Park, San Francisco, CA (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 15: Golden 1 Center, Sacramento, CA (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 19: CenturyLink Center, Omaha, NB (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 21: Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, MN (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 23: Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 25: Wrigley Field, Chicago, IL (on sale Feb. 13)
Aug. 28: Citi Field, New York, NY (on sale Feb. 13)
Sept. 1: Fenway Park, Boston, MA (on sale Feb. 13)
Sept. 4: Bell Centre, Montreal, QC (on sale Feb. 13)
Sept. 6: Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON (on sale Feb. 13)
Sept. 10: Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (on sale Feb. 13)
Sept. 15: Rock in Rio Festival, Rio De Janeiro, BR (on sale Apr. 6)
Sept. 22: Palau Sant Jordi, Barcelona, ES (on sale Feb. 10)
Sept. 24: Hallenstadion, Zurich, CH (on sale Feb. 10)
Sept. 26: Mediolanum Forum, Milan, IT (on sale Feb. 10)
Sept. 29: Barclaycard Arena, Hamburg, DE (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct. 1: Sportpaleis, Antwerp, BE (on sale Feb. 13)
Oct. 3: Ziggo Dome, Amsterdam, NL (on sale Feb. 13)
Oct. 6: AccorHotels Arena, Paris, FR (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct. 9: O2 Arena, London, UK (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct 15: Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham, UK (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct. 17: Manchester Arena, Manchester, UK (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct. 21: Royal Arena, Copenhagen, DK (on sale Feb. 13)
Oct. 23: Ericsson Globe, Stockholm, SE (on sale Feb. 13)
Oct: 26: Mercedes-Benz Arena, Berlin, DE (on sale Feb. 10)
Oct. 28: Lanxess Arena, Koln, DE (on sale Feb. 10)
Nov. 5: Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov 7: Little Caesars Arena, Detroit, MI (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 10: Mohegan Sun, Uncasville, CT (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 13: KFC Yum! Center, Louisville, KY (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 15: Sprint Center, Kansas City, KS (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 16: Scottrade Center, St. Louis, MO (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 19: Verizon Center, Washington, DC (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 20: PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 28: Philips Arena, Atlanta, GA (on sale Feb. 20)
Nov. 30: American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 1: Amalie Arena, Tampa, FL (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 3: Toyota Center, Houston, TX (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 5: Frank Erwin Center, Austin, TX (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 8: American Airlines Center, Dallas, TX (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 9: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, OK (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 12: Pepsi Center, Denver, CO (on sale Feb. 20)
Dec. 14: Vivint Smart Home Arena, Salt Lake City, UT (on sale Feb. 20)

By julio

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