Right now you’re probably figuring out the logistics on how to get to Chicago or probably have rolled your eyes a couple of times. The headliner involves Ozzy and the Chili Peppers. I’m not excited, but I attribute that to us as fans being desensitized for the last couple of years with the bombardment of so many flippin’ music festivals that are in Anytown, USA. Could it be the ridiculous weather in Chicago in the dead of summer that functions as a major bummer? I’ve logged my hours in ridiculous heat to hang out with friends at a summer festival and finding it hard to rationalize paying over $200 for a weekend of sweltering heat and $10 beers.

Attentively yours,

Old Man Enriquez